This is Matt Rattley a lecturer in Biochemistry at Oxford University who has caused something of a sensation online recently by coming to work wearing lipstick and enormous fake breasts and a series of rather revealing low cut tops to show them off.

With such effort put into creating a feminine allure one wonders why Matt hasn’t at least shaved off his beard . If nothing else surely it blocks out his own view of his ample cleavage but then again maybe he just enjoys the attention this combination must garner from students and colleagues alike

Would you like to go to work dressed like this?

Would you like to distract your students with your enormous double F, perfect tear drop breast … or would you simply enjoy distracting yourself before you go back to admiring the sigmar warhammer figures you hand painted at the age of 13 that you still keep in your room?